This is it… the Wrestlemania of Sunday Funday. Enjoy.
Sam vs. Thacher
They decide not to fight, but to instead watch the two major bouts.
Britton vs. Graham for the Thrilla in Manila Title
Here we go, Britton vs. Graham, winner takes home the Thrilla in Manila. This should be a good one. Britton coming out fast throwing punches BUT GRAHAM WITH A MASSIVE COUNTER. GRAHAM NOW THROWING THE PUNCHES. MY GOD HE IS COUNTERING THE PEOPLE, GRAHAM IS C-OH I MUST HAVE SPOKEN TOO SOON CAUSE BARTHOLD NOW IS THROWING THE PEOPLE’S PUNCHES. BARTHOLD IS CONNECTING HARD AND THERE IS A ROCK BOTTOM OUT OF NOWHERE. COVER! 1… 2… OH AND A KICK OUT FROM GRAHAM. COULD YOU HAVE BELIEVED IF BRITTON WON IT THAT QUICKLY?
Graham back to his feet, and now it is Graham and Britton trading punches back and forth bUT GRAHAM WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC OUT OF NOWHERE. BRITTON FALLS BACK ONTO THE ROPES AND GRAHAM WITH A SECOND SWEET CHIN MUSIC. HOLY HELL WHAT A SEQUENCE. GRAHAM HAS THIS WRAPPED UP. GRAHAM WITH THE COVER! WAIT! BRITTON’S FOOT IS UNDER THE ROPE! GRAHAM CAN’T PIN HIM, BUT THE REF IS COUNTING ANYWAY! 1… 2… 3! OH MY GOD BRITTON JUST GOT SCREWED OUT OF THE TITLE. GRAHAM IS CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE REF IS LOOKING AT THE REPLAY AND HAS REALIZED HIS MISTAKE. THE REF IS TALKING WITH THE BELL KEEPER AND GRAHAM IS CONFUS-OH MY GOD SAMMY G COMES OUT WITH AN RKO. SAMMY G GIVES HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER A HAND, AND THE REF HAS RESTARTED THE MATCH. GRAHAM IS STAGGERING TO HIS FEET AND BARTHOLD WITH A ROCK BOTTOM. HERE WE GO, BRITTON IS SETTING IT UP. THE. MOST. ELECTRIFYING. MOVE. IN. SPORTS. ENTERTAINMENT. THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW CONNECTS. COVER! 1… 2… 3! BARTHOLD WINS THE THRILLA IN MANILA FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR!
Schmidt vs. Pags (Hell in a Cell)
Here we are, as the most anticipated match-up in Sunday Funday history is finally here.
Schmidt Entrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhZ7P2Vp1ks
Pags Entrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckEq5xjTp_w
AND HERE WE GO, INSIDE HELL IN A CELL, PAGS AND SCHMIDT ARE TRADING BLOWS. BACK AND FORTH WE GO, PAGS THROWING PUNCHES LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. PAGS STILL GOING, HE IS TAKING CONTROL OF THIS MATCH EARLY. OH BUT SCHMIDT COUNTERS AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT PAGS COUNTERS. SCHMIDT TURNS AROU-PAGS WITH A CHOKESLAM OUT OF NOWHERE. PAGS HAS CAME TO FIGHT.
Pags is not going for the cover for some reason, but he is leaving the ring and, oh my God Pags is getting a table from under the ring! Pags is climbing into the ring and is setting up the tab-OH BUT THERE IS SCHMIDT. SCHMIDT WITH AN F-5 THROUGH THE TABLE. COVER! 1… 2… KICKOUT FROM PAGS. MY GOD THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL FOR PAGS. SCHMIDT IS LAUGHING THOUGH, CAUSE HE NOW KNOWS HE IS IN CONTROL. SCHMIDT PICKS UP PAGS, AND THERE IS THE FIRST SUPLEX OF THE NIGHT. AND ANOTHER SUPLEX. ANOTHER. AND ANOTHER. MY GOD PAGS IS GETTING DISMANTLED RIGHT NOW BY SCHMIDT.
Schmidt is now walking around the ring laughing while Pags lays maybe unconscious on the ring. Schmidt is going to pick up Pa-PAGS THOUGH WITH THE HELLS GATE. OH MY GOD PAGS SUCKED SCHMIDT IN, AND NOW HE HAS THE HELLS GATE LOCKED IN. WHAT WILL SCHMIDT DO? SCHMIDT MIGHT TAP, BUT HE GRABS THE ROPE, WHICH BREAKS UP THE SUBMISSION MOVE. MY GOD WHAT A MATCH SO FAR. PAGS IS UP, SCHMIDT IS UP. PAGS TAKES A SWING BUT SCHMIDT DODGES AND GRABS PAGS FOR ANOTHER SUPLEX. OH MY GOD SCHMIDT JUST SUPLEXED PAGS OUT OF THE RING, AND PAGS GOES FLYING INTO THE CELL. SCHMIDT IS NOW BEATING THE HELL OUT OF PAGS OUTSIDE THE RING, AND USING THE CELL AS A WEAPON. SCHMIDT TAKES ANOTHER SWING BUT PAGS COUNTERS AND RUNS BACK INTO THE RING. SCHMIDT FOLLOWS.
SCHMIDT TAKES ANOTHER SWING! OH MY GOD SCHMIDT JUST HIT THE POOR REF. THE REF IS OUT COLD. SCHMIDT IS STUNNED AND PAGS GRABS SCHMIDT. PAGS TAKES ADVANTAGE. THE LAST RIDE TO SCHMIDT. BUT THERE IS NO REF!
*The Rocks Music Plays* WAIT A MINUTE. HERE COMES BRITTON. BRITTON IS WEARING A REF SHIRT, AS HE ENTERS THE CELL. PAGS IS CALLING BRITTON OVER TO COUNT THE PINFA-OH! OH! OH MY GOD. ROCK BOTTOM TO PAGS. ROCK BOTTOM TO PAGS. PAGS IS BRITTONS WEEK 14 OPPONENT, AND BRITTON JUST ROCK BOTTOMED PAGS.
SCHMIDT CRAWLS TO THE COVER. BRITTON WITH THE COUNT. “1… 2… IT DOESN’T MATTER IF BRITTON COUNTS TO 3!”
OH MY GOD BRITTON IS STICKING IT TO SCHMIDT. SCHMIDT LOOKS PISSED. SCHMIDT IS WALKING TOWARDS BRITTON BUT BRITTON RUNS LIKE HELL OUT OF THE CELL. PAGS IS BACK UP. SCHMIDT TURNS AROUND. TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. THE REF HAS WOKEN UP. COVER! 1… 2… KICKOUT! PAGS CAN’T BELIEVE IT. PAGS CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE ARGUES WITH THE REF. PAGS DOESN’T SEE SCHMIDT BEHIND HIM. F-5. F-5. COVER. 1… KICKOUT. PAGS JUST SAT UP. WHAT THE HELL. PAGS JUST KICKED OUT AT 1 AND SAT UP. PAGS GRABS SCHMIDT AND IS GOING FOR THE CHOKESLAM BUT SCHMIDT LANDS IT. ANOTHER F-5. COVER! 1… 2… KICKOUT BY PAGS AGAIN. SCHMIDT CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
BOTH MEN HAVE GIVEN THEIR ALL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE THEY CA-*Orton’s Music Plays* WAIT A MINUTE. IT IS SAM. SAMMY G IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING. HE IS CASHING IN HIS MONEY IN THE BANK CONTRACT. THIS IS NOW A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH. SAM HITS PAGS WITH THE RKO. BUT THERE IS SCHMIDT. F-5 TO SAM. SCHMIDT WITH THE COVER. 1… 2… OH BUT PAGS BREAKS IT UP. PAGS IS NOW UP, AND HE CHOKESLAMS SCHMIDT. COVER! 1… 2… AND SAM BREAKS IT UP. SAM NOW TRADING PUNCHES WITH PAGS, BUT PAGS GRABS HIS THROAT. PAGS GRABS SCHMIDT’S THROAT TOO. DOUBLE CHOKESLAM. PAGS HAS THIS THING WON. PAGS HAS TH-*Crow Caws* *Lights Out*
WHAT THE HELL? *Crow Caws* *Lights On* OH MY GOD PAGS IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. SCHMIDT AND SAM ARE LOOKING AROUND COMPLETELY STUNNED. SCHMIDT IS TAKING ADVANTAGE THOUGH. HE GETS SAM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! F-5 CONNEC-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SAMMY G WITH AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER INTO AN RKO. SAM COVERS SCHMIDT. 1… 2… 3! SAMMY G WINS THE MATCH. SAMMY G SPOILS THE BOUT BETWEEN PAGS AND SCHMIDT, AND WINS HIMSELF THE MATCH.
