The League as Music Artists

Pags as Slash

You see Pags do his air guitar from time to time, and do not deny it Pags that you would like that hair.

Graham as John Lennon

World peace...

Sam as Springsteen

Sam may dress like Sinatra, but his anger makes him Springsteen. He also might be slightly big.

Britton as Jack Antonoff

His band Bleachers maybe new and upcoming, but the hipster glasses and nose make him look exactly like me. I just need that shirt.

Schmidt as every member of Mumford and Sons

The Leagues Unrealistic Future Jobs

Pags as a Western Cowboy

Face it Pags, you would totally do this. If you do deny this, that is bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Sam as a Showtime Singer

Sam would thrive in the world of showtime, because he can totally dress for the occasion.

Graham as a a Typical Surfer Douche

Graham... admit it. That would be the life.

Britton as the Batman

Seriously, you have no clue what I would give to become Batman.

Mark as Carlozzi

lawl.

The Leagues Future Jobs

Pags as a Deli Owner

I can totally see Pags running a small deli when he goes off on his own while also doubling as Michael Corleone.

Sam as a Vet

Sam has personally told me he wants to be a Vet, and he is probably the smartest out of us all, so why not? Also, I picked this cause I love the dog in this photo.

Graham as a Cop

Graham is gonna be a cop. Let's face it.

Britton as a Journalist/Writer

It won't be pretty, but it might happen. Who knows, I'll probably end up as a teacher.

Schmidt as a Stock Broker

I can totally see this happening.

The League as Movie Bad Guys

Let us be honest... These are better than the recap itself.

Sam is Health Ledgers Joker (The Dark Knight)

I almost gave myself the Joker, but Sam is just insane beyond belief and will do anything to hurt you. Maybe he is just angry about being short. Who knows his motives, who knows what he is going to do next, but Sam perfectly resembles this freak.

Pags is Jack Torrance (The Shining)

I don't know why, but I can totally see Pags as a failed writer who then goes mad and decides it is necessary to murder his wife and child all after attempting to become a caretaker at a Hotel. I can also totally see Pags delivering the "Here's Johnny!" scene.

Graham is Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th)

The only reason I did this one is because Graham is always talking about that summer camp where he met that chick Sierra Mist; and all I can think of is if it all went wrong, and Graham turned into the camps serial killer.

Britton is Norman Bates (Pyscho)

Well, I guess you could make the connection that I rarely leave my house during the weekends, and most of you assume it is because I am a loner, but maybe I prefer chilling by myself and maybe I am a killer who is haunted by his mothers ghost. Nah, If I was haunted by Peggys ghost I would just be dishing out ghostly brownies. But yes, I might be insane.

Mark is Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)

You get it...

The League as Puppies

Yea. I am that bored with the league at this point.

Graham - Sheep Dog Puppy

The puppy just has the look of Graham... You can't really explain it but you can see it.

Pags - Bloodhound Puppy

This isn't a fat joke. It is a hunting one. Cause Bloodhounds hunt, and Pags hunts. Get it?

Sam - Beagle Puppy

This things are small but ferocious, just like Sam. BUT THERE ARE SO FRICKEN CUTE.

Mark - Tibetan Mastiff  Puppy

It is weird looking and huge... Like Schmidt.

Britton - Golden Retriever Puppy

They are chill and have no clue what they are doing, but are just trying to enjoy life. Sounds exactly like me with emphasis on the "no clue what they are doing."

The Leagues Favorite Movie Scenes

I don't want to write a real recap cause the playoffs are already set. Seriously, can the playoffs come sooner? Anyway, I compiled the leagues favorite movie scenes.

Mark:
He told me his favorite movie scene was "When the mayor died in Halloweentown." I could not find that on YouTube. So, here are a bunch of sleepy kittens.

Graham:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuQZJHfWf9U

Sam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOLhXmhkyA

Pags:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdAXjMj6mfU

Britton:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G40ji3nWHi0


What should I do next? Let me know.

Some Attempt of a Recap

I’m back? Yea, I am back. But let’s be honest, if you are looking for anything in-depth about Fantasy Football, not happening. Instead, let me do my thing. So Mark is starting to build up his empire and is ready to grab his second straight ring. Exciting, I know. Can’t wait until next year. Pags did this to all of us and continues to feed Schmidts team with trades like this. Graham shows up to his games and does this to his opponents. Sam is chilling, and I am doing stuff, thangs. Lots of Walking Dead and Spongebob gifs, I know. Nah, but seriously, I kinda wanna see Pags do this to Mark, BUT YOU GOTTA STOP HANDING YOUR TEAM OVER TO HIM. Oh boy now he isn’t gonna talk to me for the rest of the week. Hey, Graham wanted me to chirp so why not. But let us be honest, Grahams current run is more of a shock then when this happened. But don’t worry, remember when I was good? Yea, I was good at some point, stop laughing. But I blew it in the first round of the playoffs, Graham will do the same. And if tradition holds, the last seed in the playoffs will win the ‘ship, Pags. Then there is Sam. Starts the season off undefeated and is now doing alright. Whatever. Apparently he got his permit today, congrats. If you had failed, “you can blame it all on me, Sam it don’t matter to me now.” Sam, if you can’t name what song that is from you are dead to me. So I already talked about Schmidt winning the ring, whatever. As for me? Well, while you stress over the playoffs, i'll be going somewhere.You want me to reveal my plans for this year? I’ve got nothing to lose. I was honestly gonna go insane on you guys if I was winning, but I can’t get in your heads when I am 0-7. Well, next year I’ll go back to the douche I was last year, that is, if I win a game.

Wanna see something funny? I found Mark and Pags. And then there is Graham and I. Then there is Sam. Hey, before you freak Mark and Pags, at least you guys aren’t two retarded guys making their own TV Show. Eh, Mark probably hasn't seen it. But at least you are not Wayne and Garth. eexxccellleeennntttt.

Oh, Power Rankings.

1. Graham
2. Sam
3. Mark
4. Pags
5. Britto

“Wait, you didn’t write anything under the rankings!” So what? So let’s dance!

The Real Week 7 Recap

Alright let's do this.


So instead of doing all that player of the week junk that I usually do, I am going to do something a whole lot more entertaining.

GIFs That Describe the Games:

Mark vs. Sam

Graham vs. Pags

Brittons Evaluation Week II
^Aw.

This is the part where I right about certain teams and how they did and how they will do and some other things to make you laugh. Testicles.

1. (2) [4-2] Far Out!
San Fran my Man! Graham has come out and done the exact opposite of what he did last year... Blowing it. Ah what am I thinking, he still is mediocre. But for right now, he is #1 due to his big win against Pags. I mean he was feeling so good about this win that he forgot he was playing Sam this week. Lawl. Sam has trashed Graham on a weekly basis on his two Denver WR set, but it seems to be working just fine, and Sam will have the task of defending it this week.

2. (1) [4-1] Dank Sinatra
Sam got annihilated this week by Mark. Like destroyed. So what does Sam do? Well, he trades the Best QB in Fantasy to Mark for DeMarco Murray. Murray gets injured this week. Sams season dies. Barthold takes the hardware. Sam dies on the football field, Barthold still sits on the bench. Ya, but seriously, I have nothing left to talk about. Sam still has a shot at winning it all, but he has to get passed Grahamo this week.

The entire lyrical set of The River. That, my friend, is your Springsteen lyric of the week. JK, great song though.

“Is a dream a lie when it don’t come true, or is it something worse?”

3. (4) [3-3] Schmidt Happens
Eh, shit happens. Mark is 3-3 yet still is the favorite to win it all. The guy won't make the playoffs and will still find a way to win it all. I mean he just stole Peyton Manning from Sam (Varsity reps are going to his head), and now is chilling in a bye week. Yea, maybe if I wasn't 0-5 he would have to worry about making the playoffs, but it is pretty set in stone who is in and who is out.

4. (3) [3-3] Good Fellas
So I guess it wasn't the name that caused the losing. Ya he won last week, but that was against a lineup he got to set at the mercy of Schmidt. He did come close to beating Graham however, and he was pretty bummed about that one in Math class. Have no fear, you are in the playoffs Pags. You will probably play Sam, so that is an easy win. You and Mark will play for the Hardware again, don't you worry.

5. (5) [0-5] The Fellowship of the Ring
So I did the math... I need to win my remaining six games to make the playoffs. Starts this week with Pags.


Pickup Game Roster:
Graham
Pags
Mark

vs.

Britton
Sam
Thacher

The League in 20 Years

Sam


Mark


Pags


Graham


Britton

Week 7 Recap

“End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.”

-J.R.R. Tolkien

Week 6 Power Rankings

I'm too lazy to even think about doing a full recap. Long day, alright? I'll just make everyones power ranking longer except for mine, I don't even deserve one anymore. In fact, I'll start selling my only good player. Who wants Jordy Nelson?

1. (1) [4-0] Dank Sinatra
So Sam had a bye week, decided to mock me and call it Evaluation Week, and is now using his mob roots from the "Giorgio Family" to get more for trading McCoy. You know what, I am in no mood to write these. The reason it was fun last year was cause I was taking a poop on the rest of the league. What am I doing now? Bombing as a Fantasy team and bombing as a football player. Life struggles. Oh well, my job here is to entertain you guys, so I'll tell some stories inside of Sams power ranking. Who wants to know how Sam and I met? I met him on the strip three years ago, In a Camaro with this dude from L.A. I blew that Camaro off my back and drove that little Sam away.Sam only sang that in his head. Greatest song ever. Nah it didn't happen that way, I wish I did.

You know while I write this, Graham and Sam are going at it in the group chat. Far out!

2. (2) [3-2] Far Out!
Graham won game one of a certain series. Cool. Lets be honest, he won the whole series already. God, I am bitchy tonight. I whine more than a newborn baby. Kinda just figured out why Schmidt gets annoyed. Lawl. How did Graham and I meet? Eighth grade Spanish and Math. Terrible times, great year. Ya I sometimes wake up in the morning and literally believe I am still in middle school. Doesn't help that my current math teacher was a middle school teacher only a year ago. Pags knows. Hey Pags! You are probably not reading this after you realize this entire recap has nothing to do with fantasy football. Were still talking about Graham? eh.

Sam laughs at the way I drink water.

3. (4) [3-2] Good Fellas
So I could talk about the really stupid game Pags and Mark had, but screw that. Instead I am going to talk about Pags' dog. That thing is adorable. Like seriously, cutest thing ever. Let her know that Pags, your dog is fricken adorable. Orgin story of Pags and I? Frosh year, football/math class/lunch, don't really remember, kinda just happened. Remember that whole Amish period? That wasn't me, I swear. You know, the first thing I think about when Pags mentions his farm is Hershels Farm. Just letting you know when the Walkers rise (RISE), I am fricken bolting over to Pags' farm. Graham will unfortunately be with me, we are good at this whole farming thing, at least in Minecraft.

4. (2) [2-3] Schmidt Happens
It's funny cause Schmidt already has won the hardware this year. ANYWAY, what is there to talk about? Ah, ya, Mark. Big Reedo, if you even know who that is, asked me the other day why you are so big. Sam doesn't want to admit it, but stop using steroids. You will get AIDS, and you will die. You should teach Pags a thing or two about lifting I WAS JOKING PAGS DONT CUT MY TESTICLES OFF. Just a joke... We coo? Notice how I purposely removed the L from cool to make it sound black. Darien at its finest.

5.
Oh right I dont usually write anything about myself anymore after I realized how much I whine. I should learn how to play the piano. That would be awesome. You know what else would be awesome? WINNING A GAME. WAIT, I'm not gonna do this. Chillax.


Pags take the hardware in a rematch with Schmidt.

Week 5 Recap

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Nah, I’ll save that for when we force Schmidt to watch those movies. Howdy! Good Morro! Far Out! I seem to be in a good mood even though I just dropped to 0-4. Ya, I’m still shocked but whatevs. Ya, and Sam is standing above the league like this after starting 4-0. But no one really cares anymore about you Sam, because this week we got a little something called THE THRILLA IN MANILA. Last year, I was able to take the series in a 2-2 win over Graham (won on total points) after the series was forced to a fourth game due to playoffs. This year however, there will only be two games scheduled (I am not making the playoffs at this point), so it will go down. I maybe 0-4 but there is no way I am losing my beloved Hardwood. So what am I going to do even though my team blows? This. ONTO THE RECAP.

Top Player of the Week:

Graham had been waiting awhile for this to happen, but Demaryius Thomas finally showed up after only producing 21 points in three games. Well he put up 34 this week alone, so Graham finally figured that one out. Far out!

Surprise Player of the Week:

Alright, tooting my own horn even though I lost. Expect it to happen a lot. Eddie Lacy decided to start playing hard right after he got traded to me. Good guy. 24 points in one night after only producing 21 in four games. Good stuff.

POWER RANKINGS

() indicates previous ranking, [] indicates the record.

1.  (1) [4-0] Dank Sinatra

So Sam once again got through to another win, putting him at 4-0 on the season. “I still think you are going to win Britton.” Funny Sam. You think it is funny but you have no idea what I just did that will not make you too happy. #Rise. Anyway, Sam enters a bye week as the top team in the league, standing at a high 4-0. I just want to point something out from last year. Pags started his season off with a similar streak, but managed to go 5-5. Let us see if Sam can pull this one off. Peyton Manning has done him wonders, but he continuously talks about playing a different QB. ARE YOU RETARDED?  Maybe he is, but he is undefeated and tries on scout team. That’s right, Sam tries on scout. Like I said earlier, Sam enters his bye week but will play Schmidt for the first time this year in Week 7. Good luck. Sam after seeing that.

2. (3) [2-2] Far Out!

Whoa! Once again only Graham read that correctly, but do not worry about that. ANYWAY, Graham just beat Schmidt. Ya, I’ll repeat it, Graham defeated Schmidt. The best part about it was that it wasn’t even close, Graham literally did this to Schmidt. Now, most of that win relied heavily on Schmidts team not showing up and the fact that Thomas and Grahams kicker combined for 55 points. That usually will not happen on a week to week basis. But hey, Graham is 2-2, doing his best to be mediocre. Now, Graham has to focus his attention to a Game 1 of the Thrilla in Manila. More on that later.

3. (2) [2-2] Schmidt Happens

So Schmidt had two guys decide it was not necessary to produce any points. Ya, Schmidt played an injured Calvin Johnson, I wouldn't have but who takes advice from the guy who hasnt even won a game? So sure, Schmidt had a bad week, don’t worry about it, he will still probably destroy us all in the end even though Sam thinks he’s hot stuff now. See Pags/Britton in 2013. Exactly. So Mark now gets to take on Pags in a game that really puts the winner in a great position and the loser in a pretty bad one, CAUSE I WILL COME BACK. Both teams are 2-2 with unlucky performances hindering their progress. I still think Schmidt has a good team, but with Charles on a bye this week, he will need to find another suitable replacement. I already know the one he is thinking off, but he is off the boards. Do not worry, he will figure it out.

4. (4) [2-2] Good Fellas

Pags started the week off on a bad note, after realizing that holding onto K Matt Prater for four weeks was pointless after he was cut on a suspension. But the real story is that Pags will finally get the chance to see if it was the name that sent him on that two loss spiral. I really do not think that was the reason, but we will learn. Pags is coming off a much needed bye week and now will play in a pivotal battle against Schmidt. If the Thrilla in Manila wasn’t happening, this would be game of the week, cause all I can picture right now is this being the game. Pags will have a good advantage with Arian Foster finally showing up, and hopes to continue to find success under newly acquired QB Philip Rivers.

Guess what? I am last in the power rankings. Nothing changed. It is a waste of time to trash myself while I drown in my own tears. So of course, I preview the Thrilla in Manila. But before that, I have some smack for Graham. You don't even get fresh milk in the morning!

Tale of the Tape

Categories	Graham	Britton
Series Wins	2	2
Series Losses	2	2
Series Points	382	433
All Time Record	7-7	9-6

Fratres! Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity.

Week Four Recap

So we are into Week 4, and well, this has been interesting so far. In a complete twist from what happened last season,Sam has opened the season like this, my season is pretty much done after a start like this, and Pags’ season starting off well but dropping hard like this. I can't leave Mark out, so here is your season so far; And Graham’s of course. That was adorable right Graham? I just want to go super-biased right now before I go slightly un-biased for the actual recap, but I got two people in the league today to say Schmidt is annoying as hell. I’ll give you a hint, it was not Pags. See what I did there? But seriously Schmidt, we hate you because you are probably 10x better than us at this, probably 15x better than me but that is because I play a real sport during Fantasy season. Excuses are fun. Oh, and sorry Pags, I really did not want to do this after todays awful math quiz, but you calling me out for changing my name because of bad luck? You know what, I’m not gonna do it. Keep the peace bro. So ya, that is that. I could drop some deep quote about us being a group, but screw that. The world is your oyster, there, happy? But in the end, this will always be us(Mark isn’t included until he sees the movies).RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Top Player of the Week:

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? So ya, shocking, I lost. Get used to it. Also get used to Andrew Luck putting up the most points all week. Actually, just get used to the losing thing, Luck will probably fall of a rollercoaster and break every bone in his body. My Luck. Get it?

Surprise Player of the Week:

I guess we all laughed when we saw Sam start Delanie Walker. Who is laughing now? I think we all still are laughing. Far out!

Bonehead Bench Move of the Week:

Literally there were no good bench players this week. If you find one let me know, but no one wins this week.

Bust of the Week:

Did someone say Calvin Johnson? A few weeks after essentially trading LeSean McCoy for Johnson, Megatron put up 1 point. Well its fine, cause McCoy blows as well. At least Johnson will rebound from this.

DID SOMEONE SAY POWER RANKINGS? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

POWER RANKINGS

() indicates previous ranking, [] indicates the record.

1. (1) [3-0] Dank Sinatra

Alright no one expected this at all. Like come on. We even all agreed that Sam was gonna lose Week 4 because the Broncos and Seahawks had byes. EVEN Sam said he was going to lose. Yet he came out, managed to get a starting lineup, and won the ball game, and is now doing this to Pags. Granted it was against Pags, but a win is a win in this league. Either way, Sam gets his babies back (Lynch, Manning, Thomas and Green) this week against me. Sam has averaged 107 points a week this year, which is a pretty stellar offensive attack, and is much better than his 76 point average last year. Ya, he was that bad. BUT IT IS THIS YEAR, and Sam has been absolutely perfect. Can he go undefeated? Probably not, I’d give him until Week 7 when he faces Mark.

2. (3) [2-1] Schmidt Happens

You may have noticed that I did not write anything for Schmidt last week. Oh, you are looking for an explanation? Well sorry, you are not getting one. Back to business; the former commish put me down this week (not that hard to do) to move into a comfortable 2-1 position in his Hardware defense campaign. And after Charles’ night, he now owns a complete monopoly on all RBs in the league (Nice trade Pags, really paid off well for you). Ya, Schmidt said he has a monopoly on all WRs, but I don’t think having a WR that put up 1 point counts. HE STILL BEAT ME, chill Mark. See, I knew you were gonna say that once I put that in. I am a mind reader, I’m insane and I wanna win the rematch but that probably will not happen. So I could spend some time ripping on Schmidt but I am in a good mood today.

3. (4) [1-2] Far Out!

Geronimo! Graham did not even set a lineup this week, resulting in 48 points. So what gives him the right to have the #3 spot in the rankings? We will get to that in the next ranking. But for Graham, his season has been nothing more than mediocre. And that is the expectation for Graham. But now with the Broncos bye past him, he can now go back to relying on the Denver WRs to get him the points to win. And guess what? Forte produced points! That is somewhat good news for a guy who has not received anything from his RBs this year, and that drove him to the point of trading Lacy away. But with Forte finding his mojo, things are beginning to look good in the world of San Fran. Far out! I did ask Graham about his performance this week, and all I got was, “I mean I had a bye so… Far Out!”

4. (2) [2-2] Good Fellas

Alright, let us just face it, Pags has just had the worst two week span in league history. He has averaged 64 points in these two weeks. But there is a few things to blame. Last week, it was Stafford having 3 points, and this week he came back with 25. The problem this week was a defense that gave Pags -8 points and LeSean McCoy refusing to work. This two week span has embarrassed Pags into changing his name back to the less understood reference, “Good Fellas” in an attempt to return to his winning ways. I’ll be honest and say it is not the name that is the problem, it is just that he has received some pretty bad luck from Santa this year. McCoy should start to produce, but if he doesn’t, Pags is screwed. Not really, just joshing with ya. Of course, I had to ask Pags about these struggles, and he calmly responded with, “Gonna stand my ground, won’t be turned around… And I’ll keep this world from draggin’ me down… Gonna stand my ground and I won’t back down.” That is right, Pags just quoted Cash. Oh right, Schmidt doesn’t know who that is.

5. (5) [0-3] The Fellowship of the Ring

Alright, I have pretty much accepted my seasons fate this year. My top pick is gone for the year so it is time to sit back, relax and do stupid trades that do not benefit me in the slightest. Well, I am averaging the 2nd most points per week, but still, I always manage to play a team that just goes off for the week. But what are ya gonna do? (Graham is the only one who read that in the correct voice). Ya I got Sam this week, so you have the undefeated going up against a team that can’t win. So technically if I win, I may get facial with Sam. Don’t worry Sam, the chances of me winning are terrible at this point in time. When your running backs consist of Chris Ivory and Eddie Lacy you know you are doing something wrong. But who needs fantasy football? “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” I just dropped a quote from The Hobbit.

MVP RACE:

1. Andrew Luck (103 points)
2. Philip Rivers (81 points)
3. Demarco Murray (80 points)

Week 3 Recap

Week 3 Recap? Far Out!

Top Player of the Week:

This weeks top player came from a losing team… shocking right? Andrew Luck of The Fellowship of the Ring put up 31 points in a losing effort. Don’t worry, I am already used to it, so  Far Out!

Surprise Player of the Week:

Julio Jones pretty much won this game for Sam. No doubt in my mind, and Sam knows it too. The guy put up 28 points and cements Dank Sinatra as the only undefeated team left.

Bonehead Bench Move of the Week:

So Pags and I were the losers this week. Who made the worst bench move? Lets make it a tie. I did not start Jeremy Maclin because who would start him over Marshall, Dez or Jordy? He put up 21, while Russell Wilson put up 21 for Pags with Stafford starting. Who can blame him? So really, no stupid moves this week, except for me starting Ball. #ThisFallBelongsToBall

Bust of the Week:

I’m just gonna list the horrible players from this week because honestly… We were terrible.

-LeSean McCoy

-Matthew Stafford

-Eddie Lacy

-Montee Ball

POWER RANKINGS:

() indicates previous ranking, [] indicates the record.

1. (2) [2-0] Dank Sinatra

I think I need to sit down. Sam Giorgio has the best team in the league. He is also undefeated. That might change Week 4, as the Broncos and Seahawks have byes, which is the entirety of Sams team. However, don’t underestimate the power of the young Hobbit. He has Philip Rivers and Rashad Jennings coming to the rescue… and that is about it. With 7 total players on byes, the only way he can fill an entire starting roster is dropping one of the 7, and we know that is not gonna happen, so expect Sam to forfeit this one if he can't get over losing a player. But in the end, the best way to compare Sam to the rest of the league right now is that Sam is in “a town full of losers and hes pulling out of here to win.” Your welcome Sam.

2. (1) [2-1] Sons of Scotland

HOLY SHIT WAS THAT BAD. Sorry Pags, but that was downright the worst week in league history. 52 points is 20 less than the previous record… HELD BY GRAHAM. Pags had a viable excuse however, pointing out that “ the anglish are too many.” Ya I guess that works. You most be wondering though how Pags is ranked #2 in the league after such a terrible week. Well, to start, he is the only person except for Sam who has a record above .500. It was also just an off week, there is no way Stafford will produce 3 points on a weekly basis. We know Jimmy Graham can do better, and -7 points from the Panthers D/ST did not help the cause. Expect Pags to grab an easy win against Sam this week.

3.

4. (5) [1-2] Far Out!

When it doubt, paddle out. That is exactly what Graham did this week, after dropping to 0-2, he took advantage of a terrible outing by Pags, and grabbed a much needed win to keep him in a tight race so far this season. However, all Graham has gotten out of Forte and Lacy is poop. So, he sent Lacy off to my desperate self and received Alfred Morris for a little change in scenery. Will it work out? Who knows, but Far out!

5. (4) [0-2] The Fellowship of the Ring

I think Sam coughed on me. I started last year off 1-2, and ended 9-2, so right now, I’m chilling. Far out!

MVP Race:

1. Andrew Luck - 72 points (Britton)

2. Peyton Manning - 63 points (Sam)

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