The League as Music Artists

Pags as Slash

You see Pags do his air guitar from time to time, and do not deny it Pags that you would like that hair.

Graham as John Lennon

World peace...

Sam as Springsteen

Sam may dress like Sinatra, but his anger makes him Springsteen. He also might be slightly big.

Britton as Jack Antonoff

His band Bleachers maybe new and upcoming, but the hipster glasses and nose make him look exactly like me. I just need that shirt.

Schmidt as every member of Mumford and Sons

The Leagues Unrealistic Future Jobs

Pags as a Western Cowboy

Face it Pags, you would totally do this. If you do deny this, that is bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Sam as a Showtime Singer

Sam would thrive in the world of showtime, because he can totally dress for the occasion.

Graham as a a Typical Surfer Douche

Graham... admit it. That would be the life.

Britton as the Batman

Seriously, you have no clue what I would give to become Batman.

Mark as Carlozzi

lawl.

The Leagues Future Jobs

Pags as a Deli Owner

I can totally see Pags running a small deli when he goes off on his own while also doubling as Michael Corleone.

Sam as a Vet

Sam has personally told me he wants to be a Vet, and he is probably the smartest out of us all, so why not? Also, I picked this cause I love the dog in this photo.

Graham as a Cop

Graham is gonna be a cop. Let's face it.

Britton as a Journalist/Writer

It won't be pretty, but it might happen. Who knows, I'll probably end up as a teacher.

Schmidt as a Stock Broker

I can totally see this happening.

The League as Movie Bad Guys

Let us be honest... These are better than the recap itself.

Sam is Health Ledgers Joker (The Dark Knight)

I almost gave myself the Joker, but Sam is just insane beyond belief and will do anything to hurt you. Maybe he is just angry about being short. Who knows his motives, who knows what he is going to do next, but Sam perfectly resembles this freak.

Pags is Jack Torrance (The Shining)

I don't know why, but I can totally see Pags as a failed writer who then goes mad and decides it is necessary to murder his wife and child all after attempting to become a caretaker at a Hotel. I can also totally see Pags delivering the "Here's Johnny!" scene.

Graham is Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th)

The only reason I did this one is because Graham is always talking about that summer camp where he met that chick Sierra Mist; and all I can think of is if it all went wrong, and Graham turned into the camps serial killer.

Britton is Norman Bates (Pyscho)

Well, I guess you could make the connection that I rarely leave my house during the weekends, and most of you assume it is because I am a loner, but maybe I prefer chilling by myself and maybe I am a killer who is haunted by his mothers ghost. Nah, If I was haunted by Peggys ghost I would just be dishing out ghostly brownies. But yes, I might be insane.

Mark is Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)

You get it...

The League as Puppies

Yea. I am that bored with the league at this point.

Graham - Sheep Dog Puppy

The puppy just has the look of Graham... You can't really explain it but you can see it.

Pags - Bloodhound Puppy

This isn't a fat joke. It is a hunting one. Cause Bloodhounds hunt, and Pags hunts. Get it?

Sam - Beagle Puppy

This things are small but ferocious, just like Sam. BUT THERE ARE SO FRICKEN CUTE.

Mark - Tibetan Mastiff  Puppy

It is weird looking and huge... Like Schmidt.

Britton - Golden Retriever Puppy

They are chill and have no clue what they are doing, but are just trying to enjoy life. Sounds exactly like me with emphasis on the "no clue what they are doing."

The Leagues Favorite Movie Scenes

I don't want to write a real recap cause the playoffs are already set. Seriously, can the playoffs come sooner? Anyway, I compiled the leagues favorite movie scenes.

Mark:
He told me his favorite movie scene was "When the mayor died in Halloweentown." I could not find that on YouTube. So, here are a bunch of sleepy kittens.

Graham:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuQZJHfWf9U

Sam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOLhXmhkyA

Pags:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdAXjMj6mfU

Britton:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G40ji3nWHi0


What should I do next? Let me know.

Some Attempt of a Recap

I’m back? Yea, I am back. But let’s be honest, if you are looking for anything in-depth about Fantasy Football, not happening. Instead, let me do my thing. So Mark is starting to build up his empire and is ready to grab his second straight ring. Exciting, I know. Can’t wait until next year. Pags did this to all of us and continues to feed Schmidts team with trades like this. Graham shows up to his games and does this to his opponents. Sam is chilling, and I am doing stuff, thangs. Lots of Walking Dead and Spongebob gifs, I know. Nah, but seriously, I kinda wanna see Pags do this to Mark, BUT YOU GOTTA STOP HANDING YOUR TEAM OVER TO HIM. Oh boy now he isn’t gonna talk to me for the rest of the week. Hey, Graham wanted me to chirp so why not. But let us be honest, Grahams current run is more of a shock then when this happened. But don’t worry, remember when I was good? Yea, I was good at some point, stop laughing. But I blew it in the first round of the playoffs, Graham will do the same. And if tradition holds, the last seed in the playoffs will win the ‘ship, Pags. Then there is Sam. Starts the season off undefeated and is now doing alright. Whatever. Apparently he got his permit today, congrats. If you had failed, “you can blame it all on me, Sam it don’t matter to me now.” Sam, if you can’t name what song that is from you are dead to me. So I already talked about Schmidt winning the ring, whatever. As for me? Well, while you stress over the playoffs, i'll be going somewhere.You want me to reveal my plans for this year? I’ve got nothing to lose. I was honestly gonna go insane on you guys if I was winning, but I can’t get in your heads when I am 0-7. Well, next year I’ll go back to the douche I was last year, that is, if I win a game.

Wanna see something funny? I found Mark and Pags. And then there is Graham and I. Then there is Sam. Hey, before you freak Mark and Pags, at least you guys aren’t two retarded guys making their own TV Show. Eh, Mark probably hasn't seen it. But at least you are not Wayne and Garth. eexxccellleeennntttt.

Oh, Power Rankings.

1. Graham
2. Sam
3. Mark
4. Pags
5. Britto

“Wait, you didn’t write anything under the rankings!” So what? So let’s dance!