Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Some Attempt of a Recap

I’m back? Yea, I am back. But let’s be honest, if you are looking for anything in-depth about Fantasy Football, not happening. Instead, let me do my thing. So Mark is starting to build up his empire and is ready to grab his second straight ring. Exciting, I know. Can’t wait until next year. Pags did this to all of us and continues to feed Schmidts team with trades like this. Graham shows up to his games and does this to his opponents. Sam is chilling, and I am doing stuff, thangs. Lots of Walking Dead and Spongebob gifs, I know. Nah, but seriously, I kinda wanna see Pags do this to Mark, BUT YOU GOTTA STOP HANDING YOUR TEAM OVER TO HIM. Oh boy now he isn’t gonna talk to me for the rest of the week. Hey, Graham wanted me to chirp so why not. But let us be honest, Grahams current run is more of a shock then when this happened. But don’t worry, remember when I was good? Yea, I was good at some point, stop laughing. But I blew it in the first round of the playoffs, Graham will do the same. And if tradition holds, the last seed in the playoffs will win the ‘ship, Pags. Then there is Sam. Starts the season off undefeated and is now doing alright. Whatever. Apparently he got his permit today, congrats. If you had failed, “you can blame it all on me, Sam it don’t matter to me now.” Sam, if you can’t name what song that is from you are dead to me. So I already talked about Schmidt winning the ring, whatever. As for me? Well, while you stress over the playoffs, i'll be going somewhere.You want me to reveal my plans for this year? I’ve got nothing to lose. I was honestly gonna go insane on you guys if I was winning, but I can’t get in your heads when I am 0-7. Well, next year I’ll go back to the douche I was last year, that is, if I win a game.

Wanna see something funny? I found Mark and Pags. And then there is Graham and I. Then there is Sam. Hey, before you freak Mark and Pags, at least you guys aren’t two retarded guys making their own TV Show. Eh, Mark probably hasn't seen it. But at least you are not Wayne and Garth. eexxccellleeennntttt.

Oh, Power Rankings.

  1. Graham
  2. Sam
  3. Mark
  4. Pags
  5. Britto
“Wait, you didn’t write anything under the rankings!” So what? So let’s dance!

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