The Real Week 7 Recap

Alright let's do this.


So instead of doing all that player of the week junk that I usually do, I am going to do something a whole lot more entertaining.

GIFs That Describe the Games:

Mark vs. Sam

Graham vs. Pags

Brittons Evaluation Week II
^Aw.

This is the part where I right about certain teams and how they did and how they will do and some other things to make you laugh. Testicles.

1. (2) [4-2] Far Out!
San Fran my Man! Graham has come out and done the exact opposite of what he did last year... Blowing it. Ah what am I thinking, he still is mediocre. But for right now, he is #1 due to his big win against Pags. I mean he was feeling so good about this win that he forgot he was playing Sam this week. Lawl. Sam has trashed Graham on a weekly basis on his two Denver WR set, but it seems to be working just fine, and Sam will have the task of defending it this week.

2. (1) [4-1] Dank Sinatra
Sam got annihilated this week by Mark. Like destroyed. So what does Sam do? Well, he trades the Best QB in Fantasy to Mark for DeMarco Murray. Murray gets injured this week. Sams season dies. Barthold takes the hardware. Sam dies on the football field, Barthold still sits on the bench. Ya, but seriously, I have nothing left to talk about. Sam still has a shot at winning it all, but he has to get passed Grahamo this week.

The entire lyrical set of The River. That, my friend, is your Springsteen lyric of the week. JK, great song though.

“Is a dream a lie when it don’t come true, or is it something worse?”

3. (4) [3-3] Schmidt Happens
Eh, shit happens. Mark is 3-3 yet still is the favorite to win it all. The guy won't make the playoffs and will still find a way to win it all. I mean he just stole Peyton Manning from Sam (Varsity reps are going to his head), and now is chilling in a bye week. Yea, maybe if I wasn't 0-5 he would have to worry about making the playoffs, but it is pretty set in stone who is in and who is out.

4. (3) [3-3] Good Fellas
So I guess it wasn't the name that caused the losing. Ya he won last week, but that was against a lineup he got to set at the mercy of Schmidt. He did come close to beating Graham however, and he was pretty bummed about that one in Math class. Have no fear, you are in the playoffs Pags. You will probably play Sam, so that is an easy win. You and Mark will play for the Hardware again, don't you worry.

5. (5) [0-5] The Fellowship of the Ring
So I did the math... I need to win my remaining six games to make the playoffs. Starts this week with Pags.


Pickup Game Roster:
Graham
Pags
Mark

vs.

Britton
Sam
Thacher