Week 6 Preview

I really do not feel like doing the Recap this week with all the surprise player stuff and power rankings. I was going to use the excuse of me having a test tomorrow or that I have like 40 essays, but that’s not true. Even if it were true I still wouldn’t be doing that crap. College. Go Hoosiers. So instead I am just going to continue the trend of me doing WWE like predictions for the games this week. Enjoy.

Pags vs. Sammy G

Sam starts off strong, looking to bounce back from his embarrassing defeat at the hands of Thacher last week. Sammy G is dominating this match-up in every aspect and AN RKO OUTTA NOWHERE. HERE IS THE COVER. 1… 2…. OH MY GOOD GOD PAGS WITH A KICK OUT. IT WAS NEARLY OVER BUT PAGS MANAGES TO ESCAPE. Sammy G is now picking Pags up, and it looks like he is setting up another RK-OH BUT PAGS WITH A DROP KICK. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY PAGS HITS THE LEG DROP. PAGS WITH THE COVER. 1… 2… AND A KICK OUT FROM SAM. I MEAN I’M NOT THAT SURPRISED THAT FINISHER SUCKS BUT STILL. Both men are getting up now, this has been one hell of a fight. WAIT A MINUTE, PAGS GOING FOR THE BROGUE KICK BUT SAM DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND PAGS HITS THE REF. OH MY GOD! A LOW BLOW FROM SAM TO PAGS. Pags is down on the ground and it looks like Sammy G is going for the punt. WAIT A MINUTE! ITS THACHER COMING DOWN. OH MY GOD HE HITS SAM WITH A STEEL CHAIR. PAGS IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE. SWANTON. BOMB. THE REF WAKES UP. HERE IS THE COVER! 1… 2… 3! PAGS DEFEATS SAMMY G FOR A HUGE UPSET VICTORY.

Britton vs. Thacher

You guys already know what is going to happen. I am gonna do the whole “IT'S THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW” thing and build it up, say I win, and then actually get smacked in the real game.  OH MY GOD BRITTON USES THE DISTRACTION TO HIT THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THACHER. IF HE COVERS HIM HE WILL WIN. WAIT A MINUTE! NO WAY! IT'S THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS TODAY! THE PEOPLES ELBOW! 1… 2… 3! BARTHOLD WINS.

Mark vs. Graham

Graham runs out of the corner towards Schmidt BUT SCHMIDT WITH AN F-5! COVER! 1… 2… 3! MARK WINS.