WWE Predictions for Week 8

Pags vs. Thacher

After coming off a devastating defeat to Brock Lesnar… I mean Schmidt, Pags is looking for redemption against the hottest commodity in Sunday Funday, Jack Thacher. Thacher is out in the ring, but Pags is nowhere to be found. It appears as if Pags is going to have to forfeit this match. Thacher is leav-*Undertaker Bell Tolls* *Lights go out* WHAT THE HELL? *Ain't No Grave plays* THE CROWD IS CONFUSED AS SMOKE FILLS THIS ARENA. WHAT IS GOING ON RIG-OH MY GOD. IT'S PAGS. THE PHENOM IS HERE AND MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING DONNING A TRENCH COAT AND A COWBOY HAT. THACHER IS IN DISBELIEF. *Bell Tolls* *Lights go out* WAIT? WHERE’D PAGS GO? *Bell Tolls* *Lights go on* OH MY GOD PAGS IS IN THE RING. THACHER HAS NO IDEA. THACHER TURNS AROUND AND ITS A LOW BLOW FROM PAGS. WHAT'S THIS? OH MY GOD A THUNDEROUS CHOKE SLAM. PAGS ISN’T DONE. TOMBESTONE PILEDRIVER. HERE IS THE COUNT. 1… 2… 3! PAGS BEGINS HIS ROAD TO REDEMPTION.

Graham vs. Britton

Here we go! Thrilla in Manila Part II. Graham comes out of the corner AND BARTHOLD WITH A SPINEBUSTER. WHAT IS THIS? NO FRICKEN WAY. BRITTON IS SETTING IT UP. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN? THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW. 1… 2… 3! BARTHOLD WINS.

Oh you think you will actually win this week Graham? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU JABRONI.

Sam vs. Mark

Brock Lesnar, I mean Schmidt is coming off the destruction of Pags, and is more powerful than ever. Can a slumping Sammy G who started 3-0 bounce back from 4 straight losses? IT DOESN’T SEEM THAT WAY CAUSE SCHMIDT WITH AN F-5. COVER. 1… 2… OH AND A KICKOUT FROM SAM. WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT! SAMMY G WITH AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE, BUT WHAT THE HELL? SCHMIDT JUST STOOD UP. IT DIDN’T EFFECT HIM. SCHMIDT IS SMILING. HE GRABS SAMMY G AND HITS ANOTHER F-5. THIS ONE IS OVER. 1… 2… *Bell Tolls* *Lights go out* OH MY GOD NO WAY. *Bell Tolls* *Lights go on* ITS PAGS. THE PHENOM IS IN THE RING AND LOOKING AT SCHMIDT. PAGS GOES FOR THE CHOKESLAM, BUT SCHMIDT COUNTERS. OH MY GOD SCHMIDT HITS THE F-5. OH NO, PAGS IS DOWN AND OUT. What a devastating ending for Pags, looking to redeem himself af-OH MY GOD PAGS SAT UP. PAGS SAT UP AND SCHMIDT JUST SHIT HIMSELF. PAGS IS STARING INTO THE SOUL OF SCHMIDT AND OH MY GOD. SWEET CHIN MUSIC FROM SAMMY G. PAGS PICKS UP SCHMIDT, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. SAM WITH THE COVER. 1… 2… 3! SAM WITH A HUGE UPSET AND MUCH NEEDED WIN. Sam goes to shake Pags’ hand BUT A CHOKESLAM FROM PAGS TO SAM. PAGS IS ON A WAR PATH RIGHT NOW. HE IS GETTING A LADDER AND A TABLE AND A CHAIR. WHAT IS THIS? PAGS HAS SCHMIDT ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER. OH MY GOD, THE LAST RIDE FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE. SCHMIDT MIGHT BE DEAD. PAGS ISN’T DONE, HE HITS THE TOMBSTONE ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR.

PAGS CAME FOR ONE THING, AND THAT IS REDEMPTION. SCHMIDT VS PAGS, WEEK 13, THE FINAL BATTLE.