Week 11 Predictions

Background from Week 10:

• Thacher defeated Graham after kicking out of Sweet Chin Music twice and hitting the Coup de Grace.
• Sam defeated Pags via forfeit since Pags is still presumed dead after the Schmidt attacks.
• Schmidt refused to come out to the ring after being attacked last week by an inhuman force. Britton was spotted donning black and white face paint watching the weeks matches from the rafters.

Thacher vs. Britton

Well ladies and gentlemen Jack Thacher just made is phenomenal entrance, seriously that is my favorite thing ever… But there is no sign of Britton Barthold, who refused to wrestle his match last week, but was spotted in the arena rafters watching the matches. He looked incredibly sad, and I am sorry folks but we can’t seem to get a hold of Britton so we don’t have any answers. Thacher appears as if he is going to win this one via forfeit, which is to-OH WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE. BARTHOLD IS HERE, MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING HOLDING A BASEBALL BAT. BRITTON IS IN THE RING NOW, AND THEY ARE GOING TO RING THE BELL AND START THE MATCH. WHAT IS THIS? What is going on? Britton is now leaving the ring and the crowd is utterly confused. The ref is nearing a 10 count, and Thacher will win this match via countout. What a strange turn of events right there.

Graham vs. Pags

Pags is unfortunately still presumed dead, even though the past few weeks, cryptic messages have turned up on the board and strange events have occurred during Schmidt’s matches. Graham is still out here though, and he has a microphone, so we may have to listen to him talk a bit.

“I am SICK AND TIRED, OF BEING MEDIOCRE IN THIS LEAGUE. I deserve respect, but all I get is shit for not knowing how to run my team. WELL SCREW ALL OF YOU! *Crowd stereotypically boos* I GOT SCREWED OUT OF THAT MATCH WITH THACHER, AND YOU ALL KNOW I SHOULD’VE WON IT. *Crowd still does that stereotypical boo thing that I love* I am the best wrestler in this league, and have proven that on a weekly basis. I nearly beat Schmidt, I have come so close to slaying The Underta-I mean Pags, and would probably destroy him tonight if he were alive. Oh? You’re hoping for the bell to toll and the lights to go out aren't you? WELL IT'S NOT HAPPENING BECAUSE HE IS DEAD. NEXT WEEK I WILL MANHANDLE SCHMIDT, THEN PROCEED TO WIN THE THRILLA IN MANILA FOR THE FIRST TIME AND RIDE THAT MOMENTUM TO A PLAYOFF BIRTH COME WEEK 14. I WILL WIN THE TITLE THIS YEAR, AND NO ONE IS STOPPING ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NO ONE IS ST-” *Roddy Piper's Music Plays*

WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTT? IT CAN’T BE. OH MY GOD IT'S ROWDY RODDY PIPER BACK FROM THE DEAD. THIS PLACE HAS EXPLODED, AS HOT ROD IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING. IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WILL SHUT GRAHAM UP, IT IS PIPER. Piper is now in the ring, face to face with Graham and Graham is getting right into Hot Rod’s face AND PIPER IS HAVING NONE OF IT. PIPER WITH A NUT SHOT TO GRAHAM, AND PIPER THROWS GRAHAM RIGHT OUT OF THE RING. WHAT A MOMENT, WHAT AN AMAZING MOMENT AS ROWDY RODDY PIPER RISES FROM THE GRAVE TO GIVE US SUCH A SPECIAL MOMENT.

Schmidt vs. Sam (No Holds Barred)

Welcome to our main event that pits Sammy G against Mark Schmidt. Sammy G has received a career revitalization as of late, winning two games after dropping a league record five straight losses. Mark Schmidt on the other hand has been a complete mess with this whole Pags situation, even though it is presumed that Schmidt did kill Pags, and that the Deadman is indeed dead. I don’t think Schmidt has to focus on getting back to his winning ways as he faces Sam here in a No Holds Barred match, meaning there are no count outs or disqualification… Anything goes.

So here we go, Sammy G vs. Schmidt for the last time this year. Sam is controlling this one early with quick punches. He needs to stay away from Schmidt and those dangerous German Suplexes. Sam continuing to control the match by staying far from Schmidt BUT SCHMIDT GETS A HOLD OF SAM AND THERE IS A GERMAN SUPLEX. SAM CANNOT LET SCHMIDT GET MORE THAN THREE OF THESE IN A ROW OR ELSE HE IS DONE FOR. SCHMIDT WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX. SCHMIDT PICKING UP SAM FOR ANOTHER BUT SAM DRIVES HIS FOOT BACK INTO THE CROTCH OF SCHMIDT.

Well as I said ladies and gentlemen, anything goes here so that was completely legal on the part of Sam. Both men are recovering now, but Sam is the first to his feet. Sam seems a little dazed from those two German Suplexes, but is now stomping away on Schmidt. Sam is keeping Schmidt on the ground here BUT SCHMIDT POPS UP AND HITS AN F-5. WHAT A SEQUENCE. COVER. 1… 2… OH BUT A KICK OUT BY SAM. SCHMIDT NEARLY GOT SAM THERE. THE SPEED OF SCHMIDT THERE WAS ABSURD.

Schmidt now in control, as he has Sam completely out of it after that F-5. Schmidt is smiling now, AND HE GRABS SAM FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX. AND ANOTHER. ANOTHER. OH MY GOD SCHMIDT IS THROWING SAM AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL. SCHMIDT IS NOW UP TO FIVE SU-MAKE THAT SIX GERMAN SUPLEXES. ANOTHER COVER! 1… 2… KICK OUT FROM SAM. SCHMIDT HAS HAD ENOUGH, HE IS GONNA TRY TO END THIS WITH A SECOND F-5. SCHMIDT GETS SAM UP AND CONNECTS. COVER. 1… 2… OH MY GOD ANOTHER KICKOUT AND SCHMIDT CAN’T BELIEVE IT. SIX GERMAN SUPLEXES AND AN F-5 TWICE CANNOT PUT SAM AWAY.

Schmidt is arguing with the ref here about the speed of his count, BUT SCHMIDT IS PAYING ATTENTION TO SAM WHO HAS A STEEL CHAIR. SAM SLAMS THE CHAIR AGAINST SCHMIDT'S BACK. SAM CONTINUING TO HIT SCHMIDT WITH THAT CHAIR. HE IS ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS. SAM IS STILL GOING WITH THE CHAIR, AND FINALLY THROWS IT OUT OF THE RING. SAM GOING FOR A COVER. 1… AND AN EARLY KICKOUT FROM SCHMIDT, MY GOD HOW DID HE KICK OUT THAT EARLY?

Sam is now preparing to use the chair again BUT SCHMIDT GRABS IT OUT OF HIS HANDS AND TAKES A SWING AT SAM BUT SAM DODGES IT. SAM KICKS SCHMIDT IN THE STOMACH AND SCHMIDT DROPS THE CHAIR IN FRONT OF HIM. OH MY GOD SAM PULLS SCHMIDT IN AND HITS A PEDIGREE ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR. THIS HAS TO BE IT. COVER. 1… 2… 3! WAIT? DID SCHMIDT KICKOUT? THE REF APPEARED TO HIT THE MAT WITH A THREE COUNT JUST WHEN SCHMIDT KICKED OUT. THE REF HASN’T CALLED FOR THE BELL, AND SAM WANTS AN EXPLANATION. SAM IS TA-OH AN F-5 OUT OF NOWHERE. SCHMIDT HITS THE F-5 ON SAM. COVER. 1… 2… OH SAM AGAIN KICKS OUT. THE HEART OF SAM GIORGIO RIGHT NOW IS UNREAL. SAM HAS COMPLETELY DEFIED THE ODDS OUT HERE TONIGHT. *Shawn Michaels Theme Plays* WHAT? HERE COMES GRAHAM. GRAHAM PROMISED TO MAKE A STATEMENT EARLIER BUT THAT WAS THWARTED BY RODDY PIPER. GRAHAM IS WIELDING A SLEDGEHAMMER AND IS NOW IN THE RING WITH SAM AND SCHMIDT. SCHMIDT IS SMILING AT GRAHAM, WHO IS LOOKING TO TAKE OUT SAM. *Finn Balor Theme Plays* WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE, HERE COMES THACHER. THACHER IS HERE TO EVEN THE STAKES, EVEN THOUGH SAM IS STILL ON THE GROUND AND BOTH SCHMIDT AND GRAHAM HAVE WEAPONS. THACHER IS GONNA STAND HIS GROUND BUT IT IS 2 ON 1 HERE. SCHMIDT AND GRAHAM CHA-*Crow Caws*

WAIT A MINUTE. ITS BARTHOLD. BARTHOLD IS GRAPPLING FROM THE RAFTERS, AND HE JUST LANDED NEXT TO THACHER. AND GUESS WHAT? BARTHOLD HAS THE BAT. HERE WE GO. BARTHOLD IS TAKING OUT SCHMIDT AND GRAHAM WITH THE BAT AND IS CLEARING HOUSE. BOTH SCHMIDT AND GRAHAM ARE DOWN, AND THACHER IS CELEBRATING WI-OH MY GOD. BRITTON GRABS THACHER. SCORPION DEATH DROP TO THACHER. BARTHOLD IS NOW STANDING TALL AS EVERYONE IS GROUNDED IN THE RING. BARTHOLD IS REATTACHING HIS HARNESS, BUT WAIT. HE DRAGS SAM ON TOP OF SCHMIDT FOR THE COVER. BARTHOLD IS NOW RETURNING UP TO THE RAFTERS. BUT THE REF WITH THE COUNT. 1… 2… SCHMIDT KICKS OUT. SCHMIDT KICKS OUT AND SAM CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

Sam is now getting up, and is noticing the complete carnage in the ring. Sam needs to focus on Schmidt though, BUT BOTH THACHER AND GRAHAM ARE UP AND ARE TALKING SHIT. SAM TRYING TO GET THEM TO LEAVE THE RING, BUT GRAHAM SWINGS AT SAM AND ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE. THACHER, SAM, GRAHAM AND SCHMIDT ARE ALL NOW FIGHTING EACH OTHER. THIS MATCH HAS BECOME COMPLETE MAYHEM AS FOUR LEAGUE MEMBERS ARE NOW BR-*Bell Tolls* *Lights Out*

WHAT? *Lights Back On* OH MY GOD IT'S PAGS. PAGS IS IN THE RING. THE DEADMAN IS BACK. I THINK SCHMIDT JUST SHIT HIMSELF. GRAHAM CHARGES PAGS BUT RECEIVES A CHOKESLAM INSTEAD. THACHER IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THE RING, BUT PAGS GRABS HIM AND HITS A CHOKESLAM. SCHMIDT IS SCARED SHITLESS IN THE CORNER, AND SAM IS GONNA CAPITALIZE WITH ANOTHER PEDIGREE. SAM WITH THE COVER. 1… 2… 3! SAM WINS. SAM WINS. BUT PAGS IS STILL IN THE RING. SAM DOESN’T REALIZE THIS UNTIL HE GETS A THUNDEROUS CHOKESLAM FROM PAGS.

OH MY GOD THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. PAGS TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO SCHMIDT. SCHMIDT IS SITTING IN THE RING CORNER BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE. PAGS CONTINUES TO STALK SCHMID-OH BUT SCHMIDT WITH A LOW BLOW TO PAGS. SCHMIDT GRABS PAGS, F-5. SCHMIDT SUCKED PAGS INTO THAT AND NOW SCHMIDT IS LAUGHING. SCHMIDT IS NOW STANDING OVER THE LIMP BODY OF PAGS AS H-AND PAGS GRABS SCHMIDT BY THE THROAT. PAGS LOOKING FOR A CHOKESLAM, BUT SCHMIDT IS GONNA ESCAPE AND LEAVE THE RING. WE ARE NOW TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY. SCHMIDT VS. PAGS. THE REMATCH IS ALMOST HERE.

*Crow Caws*

Next Week on WWE Predictions: Schmidt and Pags will sign the contract for their match in Week 13.