WWE Week 12

Schmidt vs. Graham

Well this is quite an odd matchup, as two of Sunday Funday’s baddest guys are set to face off. Both men are out, but are refusing to start the match… it appears as if Schmidt and Graham are saying that they don’t feel like it tonight. Oh my God are you kidding me? It looks like Schmidt and Graham are going to leave the ring to-*Randy Ortons Music Plays* OH BOY. SAMMY G IS HERE, AND HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

*Schmidt Grabs a Microphone*

Schmidt: Sam, oh Sam. You really believe you have a chance against us? You are coming out here to stand up against two of the best? I think you are a pathetic lit-*The Rocks Music Plays*

OH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. HE IS BACK. THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP IS BACK AFTER TWO WEEKS OFF, AND HE IS STANDING AT THE SIDE OF HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER.

*Britton Grabs a Microphone*

Britton: Schmidt, you should know by now… IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. NOW TAKE THAT JABRONI STANDING NEXT TO Y-*Graham interrupts*

Graham: HEY. MY NAME I-*Britton interrupts*

Britton: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS. Now get your sorry asses back in the ring, cause we are having ourselves a tag team match.

A TAG TEAM MATCH. BARTHOLD AND GIORGIO WILL TEAM UP TO TAKE ON THE TEAM OF SCHMIDT AND GRAHAM.

Sam & Britton vs. Schmidt & Graham

So it looks like Sam and Graham will start this match off… AND SAM WITH AN RKO RIGHT OFF THE BAT. COVER… 1… 2… SCHMIDT BREAKS IT UP. BARTHOLD NOW IN THE RING, AND HE IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO SCHMIDT WHO IS RETREATING OUT OF THE RING. SCHMIDT AND BARTHOLD ARE FIGHTING OUTSIDE AND GRAHAM HITS SWEET CHIN MUSIC OUT OF NOWHERE ON SAM. COVER! 1… 2… KICK OUT BY SAM. OH MAN THAT WAS CLOSE.

OH MAN LOOK OUTSIDE THE RING! SCHMIDT JUST HIT THE F-5 ON BARTHOLD THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE. GRAHAM NOW TAGS SCHMIDT IN, AND SCHMIDT IS DECIMATING SAM. SCHMIDT WITH AN F-5! 1… 2… OH AND BARTHOLD BREAKS IT UP. SCHMIDT GETS BARTHOLD UP FOR THE F-5, BUT SAM WITH AN RKO. SAM TAGS IN BRITTON, AND IT LOOKS LIKE BRITTON IS GOING FOR THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTER-OH BUT SCHMIDT POPPED UP. F-5. F-5. F-5. SAM IS COMING IN TO BREAK IT UP BUT GRAHAM HITS SWEET CHIN MUSIC. SCHMIDT WITH THE COVER. 1… 2… KICK OUT. SCHMIDT CAN’T BELIEVE IT. SCHMIDT CANNOT BELIEVE IT. HE GRABS GRAHAM. WHAT THE HELL? F-5 TO GRAHAM. OH MY GOD SCHMIDT IS ON A WARPATH, BUT HE IS LEAVING THE RING. BRITTON CRAWLS TO THE COVER. 1… 2… 3! BARTHOLD AND SAM WIN AFTER A BIZARRE FINISH.

Thacher vs. Pags

Thacher wins via forfeit because Pags has made it clear that he does not intend on wrestling a match until he gets Schmidt next week.

Schmidt vs. Pags Contract Signing

Schmidt has come out, but surprisingly has brought no protection. This is different from Schmidt, it looks like he is trying to prove that he can handle Pags all by himself. Schmidt has signed the contract, but now we await the arrival of the Deadman. *Bell Tolls* *American Badass Theme Plays* WAIT WHAT. WHAT. HOLY HELL. PAGS IS HERE, ROLLING IN ON A MOTORCYCLE AS THE AMERICAN BADASS UNDERTAKER. THIS PLACE HAS EXPLODED. HERE HE COMES, ROLLING DOWN TO THE RING, AND SCHMIDT IS FREAKING OUT.

PAGS IS NOW IN THE RING, STARING DOWN SCHMIDT. SCHMIDT GRABS THE CONTRACT AND SHOVES IT INTO PAGS. SCHMIDT HAS SOME BALLS TONIGHT. PAGS SIGNS THE CONTRACT. THE MATCH IS OFFICIAL FOR NEXT WEEK. PAGS VS SCHMIDT. UNDERTAKER VS LESNAR. THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING, I CANNOT WA-OH MY GOD. PAGS GRABS SCHMIDT. PAGS GOING FOR THE CHOKESLAM, BUT SCHMIDT COUNTERS AND GRABS PAGS FOR AN F-5, BUT PAGS COUNTERS THAT, AND NOW THE TWO ARE TEARING EACH OTHER APART. HERE COMES SAM, THACHER AND BRITTON (Cause Fuck Graham) TO BREAK IT UP. THEY HAVE SEPARATED THE TWO WARRIORS, BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT WILL GO DOWN NEXT WEEK. AN ALL OUT WAR WILL BREAK OUT BETWEEN THESE TWO. I CANNOT WAIT.

Week 13 will feature:

Graham vs. Britton (Tables, Ladders and Chairs) in the finale of the Thrilla in Manila. The Hardwood will be hanging above the ring, whoever retrieves it wins it.

Schmidt vs. Pags (Hell in a Cell)